I spend all my time trying to capture the moment. And when I do, I'll interrogate and torture it.

“If my last name were Bedient, I’d want to Irishize it and have you call me O’Be…”

“The word ubiquitous is itself ubiquitous in today’s writing.”

“So that was how I spent nine months of my life. I felt like I was pregnant, exc…”

“A brick could be used to crush the dreams of the little guy. Especially if that…”