I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted. Autore: W.C. Fields Copy Quote More from W.C. Fields “I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.” “It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.” “Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.” “If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn f…”