I spoke the word “moo” into a glass of water, hoping to change the structure of each water molecule into the shape of a cow. I felt like drinking a steak.

“A blanket could be used to conceal. That’s why I recommend the current cast of …”

“The sign on the side of the highway said “Shoulder Work,” and I thought, “I cou…”

“-My son was 32 when he died.
-Degrees? So he froze to death, huh?”

“A hotel is more than bricks and blankets. A hotel is a welcoming atmosphere, an…”