I stabbed the intruder with a knife. How else was I supposed to cut him into bite-sized pieces?

“Congress needs to act now. Seriously, leave Washington DC, move to Hollywood, a…”

“I’m a fan of Meatloaf. He has a voice like it’s covered in thick gravy. There’s…”

“I don’t like to brag or frighten, but I’ve got a black belt. And a brown one, w…”

“I’m not descended from anybody. All my ancestors are ascending from me.”