I stand and grab a hefty bottle of perfume from the bathroom shelf and return to the bedroom door. It’s not much of a weapon, I know, but it’s heavy and square, and hitting someone over the head with a glass brick has got to be better than bitch-slapping them.

“Half of them have beards too, which I´m afraid is a no-go area for me. I don´t …”

“Air travel is such a strange experience. It´s such an intimate thing, to travel…”

“There are moments in life- and I would have to admit that I don´t have them as …”

“[D]on't be so open minded that your brain falls out.”