I started out on a treadmill—and I just did my first marathon. And all while sitting in a wheelchair.


“I’m glad scrambled eggs don’t have lips, because when I’m grinning over a heart…”

“A picture with one word on it is like a thousand-and-one-word piece of literatu…”

“If I ever meet Michael Phelps, I’m going to tell him that I am that Michael Phe…”

“The picture is bad because the photographer was poor. I took the picture myself…”