I stitched an itch to my side. As far as surgeries go, I’m just barely scratching the surface.

“This is my own personal logo”

“If a woman asked me how far I’d go on a first date, my reply would be 69 miles.…”

“So I just got a call from the hotel, and they want me to start work tomorrow. I…”

“I hate the smell of success, because most of the time it smells like sweat. May…”