I stole her perfume out of her car, and in its place I left a loud fart.

“I make love like a leprechaun, and I cuddle like a rainbow—after a shower.”

“A brick could be used to show how patient you are. Somewhere between one brick …”

“It doesn’t matter how I arrive at my conclusions, so long as I reach my destina…”

“Bricks could be used as words in the saying of a mason. When words and actions …”