I suggest to you the power of suggestion of powerful.

“I plan on putting off death my whole life.”

“I am patriotic. When the Pledge of Allegiance is going on, I solemnly place my …”

“I went on a road trip with my cat, Cap’n. I would have let him drive, but he wa…”

“I postulate that there is something stickier than semen. That substance is love.”