I suspect I’ll be suspicious for my whole life that Saturday night is sleeping with Sunday morning.

“If I could lick the sunset, I’ll bet it would taste like Neapolitan ice cream.”

“A brick could be used to sell new shoes to a man with no hands. I would say a b…”

“He’ll think I’ll do it, he’ll act like I’ll do it, and so I will do it. But if …”

“Women are called the fairer sex. Are they just not as tan, or are they actually…”