I take humor very seriously. I also take it three times a day, with meals.

“Don’t breathe on my voice, I yelled through my ears. But who’s there to listen,…”

“If your last name were Seldom, I’d use it often.”

“I gave blood today. It came gushing out of my nose. And anus.”

“I write like I make love: alone in my bathtub, as I let the fantasy overflow an…”