I talked to a mother of nine last night, and I thought, “Nine is nine years too young to be a mother.

“A blanket could be used to help me with the love and affection of Taylor Swift.…”

“Most people wear mind blindfolds. I think that’s stupid. I wear blindfolds over…”

“Why go to remote parts of the world? If they’re remote, just turn them on and w…”

“I’d rather have a high EQ than a high IQ. After all, what is more important tha…”