I talked to him on Christmas, and again on March 5th. Neither one of us hung up the phone that whole time.

“If I were a parent, I would feel like nudity should not be on the back of any m…”

“If I were to come back in another life, I’d like to be reincarnated as my own c…”

“In all four years of high school, not once did I make the football team. The ot…”

“A brick could be used to flavor your bathtub water, and raise the fluid level, …”