I tell people she’s a pile of apples, and that I can’t wait to get in cider.

“You know who you remind me of? Your clone.”

“When trying to find the words to tell her how much I loved her, I stumbled acro…”

“I make love like I make lasagna. Makes me hungry just thinking about it.”

“I like movies that keep me guessing until the end. I always guess flowers, beca…”