I think a cool war helmet is painted with red and white concentric circles, exactly like a bull’s eye. But I’m not a fighter—I’m a lover. That’s why I’m joining the military. I figure after well over a decade of continuous war, all they do is fuck around.

“I drink hot coffee in the summer, and iced coffee in the winter. I’m a contrari…”

“It occurs to me to devise mental tests on myself to see if I am who I think I a…”

“I’m 20 miles from 200 miles from nowhere.”

“Love is the sound of footsteps behind you in a dark hallway. Why does it seem l…”