I think coffee is the best drink known to man. I also think that wine is the best drink known to woman.

“Love is an art. Mine could fill a museum the size of your heart.”

“My dad taught me everything I know about being a man, and most of what I know a…”

“I honk at protestors to show my support, and also tell them to get the fuck out…”

“A brick could be used to foretell the future. And from all indicators, 2013’s g…”