I think eulogies are wasted on the dead. It’s the living who need to hear kind words spoken about them.

“But I still have no cash flow. I need a job, or the gift of prophecy and a plan…”

“We were engaged. Not to be married, but in combat. So same thing.”

“You might think there is nothing more patriotic than dying for your country, bu…”

“There’s nothing funny about war. Well, aside from this joke Orafoura told me: W…”