I think I have a strange thing growing out of my neck that causes me to think too much.

“Love has a sound, if you know what to listen for. It sounds like silence, surro…”

“Personally, I’ve been here since 1982, and I’d say it’s about time for breakfas…”

“My girlfriend is as reasonable as Lady Justice, and just as blindfolded. She’s …”

“A wink and a smirk walk into a bar, and the bartender asked them what they were…”