I think I have a strange thing growing out of my neck that causes me to think too much.

“I want to be the boss, and have my name embossed on the corner office door.”

“Politics are like shoes. On one side you have the left, and on the other side y…”

“Jarod Kintz Day—it’s not just my birthday, but it should be a holiday that’s ma…”

“Experience is the best teacher I've ever had. I'm sorry, Mr. Sortz, but it's tr…”