I think I just inhaled a cloud. That’s what I get for not wearing a gas mask while riding my Pegasus.

“I asked the girl at the coffee shop out on a date. Unfortunately she said no, p…”

“We are the wire, and tomorrow is like yesterday with a furry back. Don’t pet me…”

“A brick could be used to disguise the fact that I’m blushing. Oh my God, I’m so…”

“I’m too conceited to concede defeat to my clone.”