I think it’s OK to rape as many people as possible, and that’s precisely why I’m going into politics.

“If I were the color blue, and you were the color orange, I wouldn't want you ar…”

“After a shower, I like to let gravity and evaporation dry me off as I stretch o…”

“Labels are necessary, for dating purposes. I’m not talking about gay versus str…”

“Birthdays are like presidential elections. I don’t like them, but they still ke…”