I think the best time to stare off into space is when you’re going 65 on a motorcycle, provided you’re wearing your astronaut’s helmet.

“She was very close to my heart. Even though we were separated by a distance of …”

“Thor once took an IQ test, and he was scoring so high that the referees took aw…”

“I don’t call watches watches, I call them grasps, because one, they grasp onto …”

“Is there a gun that shoots rain? Oh yeah, water guns. How technologically advan…”