I think they should change STOP signs to PAUSE signs.

“She told me she loved me. Most men wouldn’t know how to respond, but I did. Wha…”

“I’m the kind of guy who’s only got one speed: reverse.”

“I keep an outfit of my baby clothes on a hanger in my closet. It hangs there li…”

“When people change, I’m disappointed they’re not who I remember them being. And…”