I think they should combine the Summer and Winter Olympics and call it the Fall Olympics. They could host it in the spring, when all the lovers will flock to see me preform live for the chance to win their affection.

“I am the chef of love. Let me utilize your oven.”

“I’m the Robert the Bruce of Bruces. I’m also the Robert the Bruce of Roberts. 
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“I want to create a root word where the root is “root.” Something like rootree.”

“You’re already older than the last time I saw you, and I just saw you right bef…”