I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go.

“Life isn’t so bad. I’m not fat (unless you’re Gandhi), I’m not short (unless yo…”

“A blanket could be made of tuna fish skin, which would go well with my cottage …”

“Her boyfriend can’t hold a candle to me. Especially not while I’m holding the s…”

“A blanket could be used as a duvet, in the fight against elitism.
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