I think we should keep politics out of church, and back in hell where it belongs.

“I’ll tell him this isn’t just a job to me, it’s a career, a once-in-a-lifetime …”

“I’m sexually attracted to statues made out of decomposing food. Is it normal to…”

“I did something so stupid last night that I can’t even speak about it today. I …”

“I didn’t have enough money to tip the waitress, so I offered to take her out on…”