I thought being an adult meant knowing what you believe, but that has not been my experience.

“I'm sorry," she says.I wheel around. "You know, you're a total know-it-all. And…”

“We will call Chase, Jeans Are Too Tight, and Fulton shall be Short One Chewing …”

“Not to ask the obvious question, but why Alaska?”

“A day after I got my eye cut out, Gus showed up at the hospital. I was blind an…”