I thought his wooden leg was part of the table at first. My bad, buddy.

“Last year, millions of students didn’t graduate from high school. They didn’t d…”

“Which half do you want me to cut in half, Mr. Halfofhalf?
The name’s Onequarter…”

“I am dressed as the loudness of your stereo.”

“I’m thinking of moving my cloning factory to someplace less visible, like in fr…”