I thought she was sexy until I noticed she had a beard.

“You could say I lost my cool when I got heckled, but I wasn’t cool to begin wit…”

“I want to say something so embarrassing about September that even the leaves st…”

“I am Mr. Needleneeds, and I’m looking for a haystack. It’s easier to find than …”

“I don’t care that I no longer have my grandma to keep me company at the dining …”