I told her I'd rather talk about her, instead of listening to her drone on about the weather. Little did I know she was an aspiring meteorologist.

“I saw this beautiful girl the other day. She had an ass behind her that seemed …”

“Brick could be the codename for Rick B. But why the need for secrecy? If I told…”

“A brick could be used to block a mouse hole. But something better that would no…”

“As a balloon expands, so too does my love for you with each passing day. To kno…”