I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home.

“I once met a man who couldn't think outside of the box. So one day, while he wa…”

“I want to direct a movie called “Sleep” that’s sure to put everybody to the tit…”

“The number 12 is good, the number 123 is better, but the number one is still th…”

“A brick could be used as a response when the cops ask you if you murdered your …”