I told her she should come back to my place because it’d just won sixth place in the Living Room Olympics, and sixth place is like double bronze.

“It’s hard to hear over the racket of gunfire. Politicians want to talk about wa…”

“The only reason I don’t know more about love is because there just isn’t more t…”

“A blanket could be used to settle disputes. Hold my penis while I demonstrate h…”

“From the corner of my eye I saw her. Of course this chance encounter with Rebec…”