I took a nap and used a napkin as a blanket. Obviously it was a small nap.


“The only reason I didn’t feel like a complete fool was because the failure left…”

“Even free things, things that cost no money, still cost time.”

“Strawberries are so red they make me feel 33% patriotic.”

“They should make suitcases shaped like human bodies, for discretely transportin…”