I travel light. But not at the same speed.


“My definition of dictionary can’t be found in the dictionary. Dictionary—A ling…”

“I don’t think he’s dumber than a politician. But only because it’s not possible…”

“My heart beats to the rhythm of the windshield wipers. I’d better never drive i…”

“I’m opening a restaurant called “To Go.” You’d like to go to To Go, but would y…”