I tried being 29, and it worked for about a year, but finally I just had to get rid of it.

“I don’t eat food with silverware—I use sponges. I always clean my plate.”

“A blanket and a brick could be put in a ring and paid to fight. Compared to MMA…”

“You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes, like if he’s barefoot or not.”

“I’m putting the word “Don’t” on my To Do list.
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