I tried to knock my wife up, but she’d only let me ring the doorbell. And she made me dress up like the pizza delivery boy while I rang.

“A brick could be used as a basketball. And when you miss a shot, you can always…”

“My breath smells like fish. I need to gargle tartar sauce.”

“I think the best time to launch an assault on a city would be not only in the m…”

“Bricks could be used to feed the homeless. But why not use those bricks to buil…”