I tried to make it out in the moment, while we were making out, but now I’ve got it. That odor was fish!

“Kindly remove your shoes from my bullshit.”

“I call my thumb Napoleon, because I rarely ever lose a thumb war. Also because …”

“In the epicenter of Epcot Center you’ll find me hiding, 333 miles away.”

“There should always be one more cat than person, so everyone has one to pet, an…”