I trust politicians to do what’s right. For themselves.


“I like ice cream with my cake. But in moderation, and not like five gallons wit…”

“I have an itch. Wait, scratch that. That’s just a tickle that comes from being …”

“I wrote my name on the list 10 years ago, and under the date I wrote “In the fu…”

“I think all toys should be invisible. Not only would they improve children’s im…”