I turned my hand over just in time to avoid a slap on the wrist. I was applauded for my effort.

“The legend of Sam, the homosexual hermaphrodite.
(The impossibility is half pos…”

“My armpits are not only rank, but they’re ranked number one in customer satisfa…”

“I’m a fancier. Not a pigeon fancier, but just fancier than you.”

“Some events in your life leave a lasting impression. A thing that majorly impac…”