I type as fast as a ten-legged man who just had eight legs chopped off runs.

“I did a face plant. Ivy was her name.”

“She didn’t just disappear from my life—she had the audacity to die on me. And u…”

“I was crying on the inside, but on the outside, to the casual observer, and to …”

“What’s with the zombie craze? Zombies are half alive, half dead, right? Sounds …”