I use a roll of paper towels like a conveyer belt of dryness.

“Leadership. I separate myself from the pack at such a great distance that it ma…”

“I’m behind you 100%. In fact, I’m so completely behind you that you can’t even …”

“I can take care of myself, but I can’t take care of myself and a child. I’ve de…”

“I just got around to brushing my teeth today, and now my asshole smells minty f…”