I use blankets like armor for cold.


“If instead of saucers, UFOs looked more like breasts, I’ll bet there’d be a lot…”

“I hired a chauffeur and I became a motivational speaker, because I don’t drive—…”

“In society’s daylight, black people are invisible. Black people are also invisi…”

“I work at a newspaper. I’m not a journalist; I’m a deliveryman. Well I will be,…”