I used pleading insanity as a threat, and now I employ it as a party favor. (The Communist party is the one that most enjoys it.)

“I have failed, and I should bury my failure. I need a trowel (it was a small fa…”

“Pillow talk always puts me to sleep. I’d rather chat about bed sheets, which ca…”

“I make love alone, because it’s one person faster than two.”

“I worked for one day, and left with two days in my back pocket. I couldn’t stuf…”