I used to drive a parking lot, and I’d always park it directly under somebody’s car.

“Farmers don’t picket government corruption, they picket fences. Let this be a l…”

“I can only think of one good reason not to kill you: because if I killed you, I…”

“I need to call it a night. But only because I don’t know what else to call it. …”

“I could either buy one missile, or 88,000 cups of coffee. Both would wake me up…”