I used to think that Satan and all the fallen angels were the most evil beings in the universe. Now I think it’s absurd and naïve to think that. Oh, Satan exists, but he’s a puppy dog compared to politicians and lobbyists.

“I don’t think he’s dumber than a politician. But only because it’s not possible…”

“For the time being I’ll be a being in time. And when I die, I’ll happily be com…”

“I can’t talk you out of what your heart is set on. I just hope you set it on th…”

“If I can just find my wife’s foot under the covers, I know everything will be O…”