I used to want to be a missionary, but I don’t believe that’d be the best position for me to be in.

“The office is painted with green and red stripes. It’s not painted that way so …”

“War is fought over futile and feudal things. War is not about ideology, no matt…”

“When you buy a gun, every problem starts to look like a nail.”

“A brick could be used to disguise the fact that I’m blushing. Oh my God, I’m so…”