I vaguely hoped that someone would come up and talk to me.

“Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead …”

“Lonley, Vaguely pedophilic swing set seeks the butts of children.”

“While I did not fancy myself a particularly good person, I never thought my fir…”

“Interesting capitalization,' I said.'Yeah. I'm a big believer in random capital…”