I walk like a shriveled hippopotamus, I jog like a giraffe with charcoal knees, and I run like never. Autore: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “The glove compartment of my car is empty, but one of these days, I’m going to f…” “Feathers blowing in the wind is no more a bird than a pile of crumpled up recei…” “If I had a street named after me, I’d carry that around instead of a driver’s l…” “You don’t have to tell me why, if you tell me why you won’t tell me why. Or at …”