I walk like a shriveled hippopotamus, I jog like a giraffe with charcoal knees, and I run like never.

“The glove compartment of my car is empty, but one of these days, I’m going to f…”

“Feathers blowing in the wind is no more a bird than a pile of crumpled up recei…”

“If I had a street named after me, I’d carry that around instead of a driver’s l…”

“You don’t have to tell me why, if you tell me why you won’t tell me why. Or at …”