I walk with a purpose. And a limp. (The limp helps serve my purpose, which is to gain sympathy.)

“I am Orafoura and he is me. And he is not me. And I am not me. Or him. And I am…”

“A brick could be hidden in the dirt, for future archaeologists to dig up and de…”

“Most people don’t know where money comes from. Even most of our elected officia…”

“Instead of selling other countries weapons, we should sell them candles. Maybe …”