I want a driveway so long you couldn’t see the end of it even if you were 26.1 miles into running a marathon on it. But why would you run? That’s why my clone will have invented teleportation.

“I’ll gyrate my hips at irate guests to generate income for the generations.”

“It’s the same with cell phones. I never answer them up to my ear. I always put …”

“A blanket could be used to study the stars more thoroughly. I don’t know how ex…”

“Nothing in this world feels quite like freedom, except for freedom. And nothing…”