I want a white car that turns red when I’m embarrassed.

“What do you call 1,000 government employees with no mouths or legs? More effici…”

“A great way to steal other people’s stuff is to build a vault and have them vol…”

“Love is a blue balloon that wants to be orange. Go Gators!”

“Bricks, bricks, and bricks could be given away at the Olympics, instead of gold…”